| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3808 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
