| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1859 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.
But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.
So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?
So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!
There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!
There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
