Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Secret Passages Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • StopOverthinkingMC SMP

    StopOverthinkingMC SMP
    Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyDisasterDate

    CraftyDisasterDate
    Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8724 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCriminalExtradite

    CraftyCriminalExtradite
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Towns Built: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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