BakeOrBreakMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zen Browser Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.

Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.

And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SisGrowUpCraft

blended families, Cheating, Communication Issues, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Fatherhood, Maturity, Motherhood, parenting issues, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGrowUpCraft, sister, step siblings, teenage drama

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience more sibling rivalry than you can handle.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics. Witness the epic saga of Jamie and Jordyn, two brothers torn apart by family drama. From cheating scandals to paternity tests, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness intense arguments, jealousy-fueled fights, and even a wish for someone’s demise. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with creepers and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a Shakespearean play, join us now! Just remember, in this server, family drama is not just a side plot – it’s the main event.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	141
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RedFlagSMP: DatingDisasters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken Queen, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLifeHacks

advice, communication skills, CraftyLifeHacks, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Experience, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Time management, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could go back in time and learn the secrets of the universe before it was too late? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and uncover the ancient mysteries of the blocky world, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes that will blow your mind (literally).

Our server is home to the legendary Professor Blockenstein, who will teach you everything you need to know about surviving and thriving in this pixelated paradise. From building epic castles to taming wild wolves, there’s no limit to what you can achieve with his guidance.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the secrets of the universe…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Star Shards Collected:	239
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nasrallah’s Hideout Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Beiruts, Conflict, Espionage, foreign affairs, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, informant, intelligence, iran, Iranian spy, Israel, Le Parisien, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Political, SECURITY, Server, southern suburbs, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we have spies from all over the world keeping us informed of all the juicy gossip! like that time an Iranian spy told Israel about Nasrallah’s secret trip to Beirut! we have top secret missions, crazy alliances, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most thrilling minecraft server ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelPuncherCraft

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Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!

If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	410
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called a noob for liking mainstream things? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of the outside world! Our community is filled with players who understand the true value of a diamond sword and won’t judge you for building a dirt house. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will trade you enchanted items for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Join now and become part of the coolest, most misunderstood group of gamers in the universe!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending your summer outside in the sun like a peasant? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the horrors of nature! Join us for the “30+ threadSummer is finally over edition” where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures.

Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer”, who has tamed the mighty beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Join our SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to challenge this mysterious player to a duel and claim the title of Dragon Master for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no going back – but who would want to leave when there’s so much fun to be had?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreeperMomma’sKidsNo!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperMommasKidsNo, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family dynamics, Honesty, hurtful comments, mental health, parenting, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, sibling rivalry, Siblings, sister

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Do you have a sibling who loves to throw shade at you? Well, on our server, we encourage sibling rivalry! Build a house together, only to have your sibling blow it up with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

Feeling anxious like your sister? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is full of foreign language-speaking NPCs that will trigger your anxiety at every turn. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

And if you’re worried about being a bad parent, fear not! Our server will teach you valuable parenting skills, like not coddling your kids to the point where they can’t function in the real world. Trust us, your future hypothetical children will thank you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who needs therapy when you have virtual chaos to distract you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SubredditBotFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, villagers that tell hilarious jokes, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow-colored sheep – because nothing says safety like a flock of flying sheep! So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4646	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4387	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyLove: Digging for Diamonds

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLove, diamonds, Digging, Early, Future, green flags, growth, healthy, Honesty, long term, love, Partnership, Positive, Potential, relationship, Respect, serious, signs, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you stumble upon a rare pink sheep and it turns out to be your soulmate!

Our server is filled with green flags that show this relationship is meant to be serious, like when you build a castle together and realize you both have a knack for interior decorating.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the love (and creepers) flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NasrallahsNook – Party in the Middle East

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lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the most random things like the killing of Nasrallah in the Middle East! we have parties in Syria and Iran, it’s a real hoot! join us for some blocky fun and chaotic shenanigans. who knew mining and crafting could be so wild? come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3483

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lost Art Gallery

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual art museum but wit a twist. we got all da sickest builds from da most mysterious builders in da world. like, imagine how many masterpieces from unknown artists were lost to history – art we’ll never even know existed. but on dis server, we got it all, from giant pixel art to insane redstone contraptions. u gotta join and witness da beauty, man. plus, rumor has it dat da server is haunted by da ghost of a creeper who only blows up builds dat suck. so u better bring ur A game or else u might get haunted by a ghostly explosion. join now and become a part of da legend, bro!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10