BadassBeatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

1.20.2, brunette, clothes, controversy, Enchanted, explicit content, fashion, Girls, gossip, leaked photos, lingerie, Long hair, nudes, ONLINE, posted, privacy, scandal, sharing, social media, Threads, trending, viral, Yesterday

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Emeralds Found:	9419	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!

Conflict Resolution, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exclusion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, RussiaUS, Server, Statement, summit, talks, uae, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Dragon Eggs Found:	7492	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	203	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

Accurate, Alternative, ASFV, Assay, Cas12i3, CRISPR, Development, Faster, FUNLAND, genotyping, innovation, isothermal, method, OBServe.v2, one-pot, PixelPorkChops, research, RfxCas13d, sensitivity, specificity, Technology, Visual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	4869
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

1.20.5, ass, butterball, CHUBBY, corpulent, double, double wide, fat, Fatty, gluttonous, hog fat, Hog.., indulgence, Indulgent, lard, obese, overweight, Pig, plump, Pork, porky, Unhealthy, wide

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	9588	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

abroad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cultural, Decision making, Differences, emotional, Expectations, family, feelings, home, Honesty, Hospitality, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sister, SisterlyVacay, Support, travel, VALUES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

Baby Bump Booted!

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, baby, Booted, bump, communication skills, complaint process, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, medical conditions, passenger rights, pregnant passenger, pregnant woman, public transportation, seat assignment, seat availability, seat reservation, standing for long periods, train travel, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Therapy

blocky, childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, emotional wounds, Healing Process, Inner Demons, mental health, mental resilience, overcoming obstacles, past mistakes, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	6673
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Macron, Minecraft, negotiations, Paris, peace process, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Server, summit, summit meeting, trump, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	148
Animals Bred:	94	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so like, u know how Macron is hosting all these European leaders in Paris, right? well, imagine if they were all playing Minecraft together on this epic server! like, Trump is there too, trying to push for peace talks on Ukraine but everyone just wants to build cool stuff and have fun.

join this server for a chance to build with world leaders, maybe even negotiate some treaties while you’re at it. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with Macron and get invited to the next big summit. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any creeper attacks.

come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with these political powerhouses. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyZelenskyy: No Russia-US Talks Here!

Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyy, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace negotiations, political news, recognition, russia, RussiaUS, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	143	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Votes:	7307	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in the world of minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, even zelenskyy himself would want to join.

we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like spleef but with exploding sheep.

oh, and did i mention our community is the friendliest bunch of gamers you’ll ever meet? they’ll help you out with anything, from building a castle to fighting off a horde of creepers.

plus, we have the most epic events, like a battle royale where the last player standing gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

so come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless. trust me, you won’t regret it. just ask zelenskyy, he’s probably mining with us right now and having the time of his life.

HabitatSwap: Save Species, Swap Land

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, conservation practices, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental impact, extinctions, global biodiversity., global conservation, habitat destruction, HabitatSwap, harmful land use, Land, natural habitats, Preserve, Restoring wildlife habitats, Rewild, Save, species, species decline, species-rich regions, Swap, wealthy nations, wildlife preservation

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6783
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we are restoring wildlife habitats by building pixelated trees and lakes! but watch out, because our efforts to preserve nature are so intense that we are shifting harmful land use to other parts of the virtual world! come help us drive species to extinction in our species-rich minecraft region! it’s a wild ride full of pixelated danger and environmental chaos! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane conservation project ever seen in the minecraft universe!

Survival only for girls! server minecraft

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cooperative, Diverse, Environment, Explore, female, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

The description of the server server “Survival for girls” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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