BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3905
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5722	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Void Armor Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	7914	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	6

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Players:	108/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3574
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5