Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Enchantments Applied: 131

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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