| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Farms Harvested: | 233 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8303 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7252 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4956 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).
Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?
Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
