| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6663 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 420 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
