Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3587
Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Astral Projections Made: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Runes Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crops Grown: 3135
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 408935 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Villages Defended: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 372629 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Farms Harvested: 974
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 201 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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