Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Villages Defended: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6712 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9013
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Villages Defended: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 958 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ores Mined: 1140
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 29 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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