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TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2953

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4703	Emeralds Found:	8226
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	714	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1070	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Crops Grown:	7724	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1052

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Baby Boom Bust

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2