BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	903
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	455179	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9805	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4265
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyLoveQuest

childhood crush, CraftyLoveQuest, destiny, fate, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, innocent, long term relationship, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationships, romance, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, SWEET, teenage romance, young love

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2159	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SharkBiteSurvivor

American diver, Body, Deep Sea, Disappearance, diving, Indonesia, investigation, marine life, Mysterious, News, Ocean, Oceanic, predator, remote location, search and rescue, shark, SharkBiteSurvivor, Tragedy, tragic accident, Underwater, wildlife

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	66	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bitcoin, Buyer, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Discord, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, minecraft server, private blocks, server ip, Totem Enchantment, Unique TNT, vk, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Star Shards Collected:	134
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2955	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

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If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedditMineCrafters

Analysis, Behavior, browsing, Comments.., Community, discovery, ENGAGEMENT, History, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, patterns, Posts, profile, reddit, RedditMineCrafters, social media, trends, User

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2