BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	6859
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6834	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	1112	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Animals Bred:	141	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
New Chunks Explored:	397353	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.