BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	1967
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	534

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Towns Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9285	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.