Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7628 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 268
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7685 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 565 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Ores Mined: 2963 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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