Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Potions Brewed: 67 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Alien Abductions: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 128

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5697 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ores Mined: 6798
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9909 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9129
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6805
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 564 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Crops Grown: 6987 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Potions Brewed: 103 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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