Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

    Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 290 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

    EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dimension Hops: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

    BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt
    Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5946
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Emeralds Found: 9156
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

    BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

    ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Magic Items Found: 1674
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

    ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
    so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

    imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

    we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

    Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

    Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7840 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 138360
    Magic Items Found: 8056 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Towns Built: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Farms Harvested: 364 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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