hey u, yea u. u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. why should u join? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do backflips and sing opera. yea, dat chicken was on dis server. u wanna see dat chicken in action? den join now. plus, we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat spit fire. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s have a blast, yo. oh, and did i mention we got free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. free. pizza. so come on down and let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 93
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Demon Skulls Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Items Found: 4537
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2590 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Magic Items Found: 5300
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2964 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Gods Slained: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8691 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7172 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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