Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is treated equally? Do you wish you could just claim to be autistic and get away with anything? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to thrive with our special “autism advantage” feature.

On our server, if you claim to be autistic, you can get away with peeping tom activities, being irresponsible, not cleaning up after yourself, and even being a NEET! Just say the magic words and you’ll be living the free life in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a diploma for knowing 1st grade math, so you can graduate high school with ease. And don’t worry about actually having a learning disability, just fake it till you make it!

Join our server today and experience the unfair advantage of claiming to be autistic. It’s the ultimate way to get ahead in the game and be liked by everyone online. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to skip the hard work and just say “I’m autistic” for instant success!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Holy Grails Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

    MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

    Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Snowflakes Beware

    Crafty Snowflakes Beware
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

    Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’
    Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3037
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

    Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

    Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6623 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

    Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

    The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

    Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

    Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9585 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crops Grown: 3117 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3028 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Emeralds Found: 5433

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4387
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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