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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7137 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!
Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!