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Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	638
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	85	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9595	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3475

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dragon Eggs Found:	3178

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496788

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4041	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	816	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19