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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
Secret Passages Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 26
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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