At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

at this point, athletes, better performance, comparison, Competition, current players, Experience, Game, game day, guys, LINEUP, Minecraft, past players, performance evaluation., point, prefer, Preference, Roster, selection, Skills, smp, sports, strategy, talent, TEAM, today’s game, Todays

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6174
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	189	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9940	Emeralds Found:	1992

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Emeralds Found:	3928	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	9514	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	141	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	157	Secret Passages Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8555
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Votes:	156
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.