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MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5000	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchantments Applied:	265	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3659
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	472	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FlaggedCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mines Excavated:	3557	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Emeralds Found:	7544

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2