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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	392	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	85	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	3644	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchantments Applied:	116	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1