Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Love Letters Sent:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4901	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	2581
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	3138

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8453	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4917
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8020	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	235
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Potions Brewed:	62	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5657