Astopia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7304
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Potions Brewed:	78	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2889

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Craftara

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Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	9