Assassin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	1064
New Chunks Explored:	955186	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magic Items Found:	5623	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8667
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4996
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	5442	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	55	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2