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SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Alien Abductions:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2791
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	201
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	601341	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7512
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7730

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	410
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4