Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

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Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4681	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creepin’ Normalized

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7524
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Potions Brewed:	140
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ElectionFailsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlazinBeirutCraft

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	96
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2612

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1