so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY