so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
Mines Excavated: 4966 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY