so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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