so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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