so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 1685
Towns Built: 8 Astral Projections Made: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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