so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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