Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	6627	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	1818	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	717906
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e8%8b%b9%e6%9e%9c/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/steel-mc-survival/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	101	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

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The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dadcashnosharecraft/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

Insane Stories:

One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

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Join Our <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/non-cognitive-skills/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorns roam freely in our pixelated land
Diamond armor is replaced with sparkly tutus
Cows can fly and shoot rainbows out of their udders
The creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode

Insane Stories:

Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/kuroka/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Join us on our server for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

Insane Stories Await!

Legend has it, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of creepers that only the bravest players can find!
Rumor has it you can ride a unicorn into battle against an army of zombies – only on our server!
Players have reported encountering a friendly Ender Dragon who gives out tips on building epic structures!

Amazing Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

Our server has a built-in mini-game where you compete against other players in a chicken jousting tournament!
We have a dynamic weather system that randomly turns all the blocks into diamonds – talk about a lucky day!
Every full moon, players can transform into werewolves and wreak havoc on the pixelated landscape!

But Wait, There’s More!

Join now and get a free pet creeper that sings Rick Astley songs on command!
Every player gets their own personal lava castle complete with a hot tub and disco ball!
We hold weekly building contests where the winner receives a real-life diamond – shipped straight to their door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/insane-toilet-skibidi-prank-in-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyClocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	2224	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.