Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Dimension Hops: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

    Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Nations LOLz

    Crafty Nations LOLz
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

    Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 206
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Boomer Adventures

    Blocky Boomer Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

    Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2555 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1561 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Nothing Happens Here

    Nothing Happens Here
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

    CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Potions Brewed: 183 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LOLz9K Humiliation Server

    LOLz9K Humiliation Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4456 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Potions Brewed: 88 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Life LOLz

    Blocky Life LOLz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

    If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

    So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7752 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 272 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 25 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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