Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure

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🤣🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎

Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃

Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟

NEW CHAPTER DROPPED: Click here for the latest shenanigans! 📚🤪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4787	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

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Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Peko’s Aroused Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2115
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	2368

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6422
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European countries, generalizations, History, Identity, immigration, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, Poles, polish culture, PolishPoleDancers, prejudice, Server, societal attitudes, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, Traditions

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!