Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3210 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3945 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5059 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 108 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9758 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2335 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 152 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.
So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
