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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 38
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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