Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Gods Slained: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 New Chunks Explored: 862578

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Villages Defended: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 1276

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1581 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Enchantments Applied: 293
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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