Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mines Excavated: 1810

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ores Mined: 8546
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3076 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 8107
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3641 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Animals Bred: 40 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1324 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 444 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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