AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1448
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	2406	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1931	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2116
New Chunks Explored:	912039	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2895
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	New Chunks Explored:	164940
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Emeralds Found:	7129
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Emeralds Found:	7733
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3979	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.