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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	95

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ores Mined:	4260
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	199

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	487264
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FertileFiascoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2471	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

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Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

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lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ores Mined:	9495

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3