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| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!
But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?
Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 201 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4209 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!
Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD
Join now!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.
Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.
So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.
Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119
About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.
Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.
MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
