vanilla server where you can relax and just play
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| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 157 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 692342 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5784 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
