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RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	6121	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	5898

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	3325

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

hypecity network

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Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchantments Applied:	254
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	257	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1