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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 575 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 4167 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!